“I’ve been suffering from LOI lately.”
“From what?”
“Lack of interest…”

“I always wanted to be an entrepreneur, but I don’t know how to do anything. Think that’s a draw back?”

*Singing*
“Do do do, another one bites the dust.”
*Pause*
“You know, that was a wedding song originally.”

“That hurt my feelings. I’m probably going to need therapy.”

“So I as watching an animal show last night…”
“Which one, Keeping up with the Kardashians?”

“I could just bring in a live frozen dead turkey….”

Tomorrow is Friday 🙂 Goodnight all!