Hello world.

Romeo here.

It has finally come to this.

I have said before that my humans are insane.

You all have seen the evidence.

It’s truly horrible, what I have to put up with.

Just look at how I must suffer.

And of course there’s the whole thing about how they added a tiny human (who I despise) into the mix.

But it’s gotten worse. So much worse.

I think it’s time I ask for help. Any help. Maybe a new home? New humans? At the very least a vacation…

I’ll take whatever I can get.

Because this:

Simply cannot continue.

What little pride I have left is circling the drain.

Please, anyone, help me.

Romeo over and out.