Apparently, today has unofficially officially been dubbed “love your pet day:”
And as many of you well know, we don’t love our pet at all:
Not even a little:
Ok but in all seriousness, it seems only appropriate to hear from the “man” himself on such a day. So take it away Romeo:
I must begin by stating that is really is an abomination that there is only one day devoted to me.
I mean come on. I deserve at least a solid month, do I not?
But as per usual no one asked my opinion.
Which, I might add, is a great shame. Because do you know what happens when no one asks me my opinion?
I’ll tell you what happens when no one asks my opinion.
THIS is what happens:
I know, it’s horrible. You’ll most likely have nightmares – I do.
If only my humans had had the foresight to discuss this mistake with me before they made it. For shame.
But I digress.
So back to National Love Romeo Day.
Wait, it’s not Romeo day?
It’s National Love Your Pet Day?
What do you mean it’s not Romeo Day???
Seriously I put in all this work and today isn’t even about me??
This is ridiculous.
Somebody call my agent!
What do you mean I don’t have an agent??????????
This is absolutely unacceptable.
Romeo SO over and out.