Happy Wednesday folks!

“I used one of my good jokes the other day, and no one got it. Sickos…”

“I wonder if anyone noticed that these are the antlers we used for our bee costumes last year.” *Pause* “Antlers? Wow. Antlers. I mean antennas…”

“I put some of that (men’s) hand lotion on, and now I don’t know if it’s that or the candy that’s causing the ladies to flock to the area.”

“You’re all puffed up, like a turkey in heat!”

*Observing office Halloween decorations*
“This looks like a trailer park!”

“I ironed my pants, but I think my body’s wrinkled.”

(Sorry it’s a short one this time, busy week at work…)