Overheard At Work

It’s almost Friday 🙂

“That shmuck-head”

“I had my toothbrush with me, but then I used it to scrape off the bottom of my shoe…or was that my wife’s shoe… Well, I rinsed it off real well.”

“Seriously? There’s no sales log yet?”
“WHAT?! There’s no Santa Claus??”

“Does that jive with your records?”

“What did you bring for lunch?”
“One of those glorified frozen things. Super smart something… But it hasn’t made a difference yet.” *heavy sigh*

“You know if the Apocalypse happens I won’t need to know any of this.”

*While surveying a smorgasbord of snacks*
“Oh it’s on. It’s on like Donkey Kong!”

“She asked me if I wanted to go work out with dumbbells, but I didn’t think John* was available…”

*Name changed for anonymity purposes 

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