Please enjoy today’s edition of “Over Heard At Work”

“Are you feeling better yet?”
“No, feeling about the same.”
“Aw. Those colds just kind of linger don’t they?”
“Yes. But I can stand it. I’m strong.”

“We’ve been doing it this was since Moby Dick was a minnow…”

“Are you alright?”
“No. I’m dying.”

“I’m talking to myself, don’t interrupt me.”

“I haven’t seen you in a dogs age!”

“I love cooking. But only in a nice kitchen. With LOTS of counter space. And high quality tools.”

“If you guys get a payment in for these accounts let me know.”
*In a whisper* “Yes Master…”

“What did the salad say to the fridge?”
*silence*
“Watch out, I’m dressing!”
*Joke teller starts laughing hysterically*

“Well that’s slicker then snot on a doorknob!”

And that’s a wrap