Overheard At Work

Please enjoy today’s edition of “Over Heard At Work”

“Are you feeling better yet?”
“No, feeling about the same.”
“Aw. Those colds just kind of linger don’t they?”
“Yes. But I can stand it. I’m strong.”

“We’ve been doing it this was since Moby Dick was a minnow…”

“Are you alright?”
“No. I’m dying.”

“I’m talking to myself, don’t interrupt me.”

“I haven’t seen you in a dogs age!”

“I love cooking. But only in a nice kitchen. With LOTS of counter space. And high quality tools.”

“If you guys get a payment in for these accounts let me know.”
*In a whisper* “Yes Master…”

“What did the salad say to the fridge?”
*silence*
“Watch out, I’m dressing!”
*Joke teller starts laughing hysterically*

“Well that’s slicker then snot on a doorknob!”

And that’s a wrap

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